39 times Pete Wentz won at Twitter
WOAH, where’d the (birthday) party go? Today marks Pete Wentz’ 39th birthday and to celebrate we’re taking a trip down Twitter memory lane.
1. When he acknowledged his most important anniversary, aka Bruno Mars day
2. When he showed the love for his fellow Reading and Leeds 2018 performers
3. He speaks nothing but the truth
4. Don’t let anyone ever tell you you CAN’T be an emotional support peacock
5. We wonder if he ever Uber Pools
6. Who said lettuce can’t have a little extra flavour?
7. Relatable, maybe we can just mute it?
8. We all have brain buffering days, blame it on the signal
9. The answer is unibrown
10. That mistake is like ordering granola when you’re hungover – you should never do it
11. No idea, but they do make a delicious snack in your tent
12. Donut you know who you think I am?
13. Is this a new Fall Out Boy lyric?
14. Take it with you Pete, we’ve heard you need one in the (after) life of the party
15. Hi, you’re speaking our language
16. It’s even worse when this happens when you’re camping. Pro tip: always use zip lock bags
17. Using this as our excuse for tidying up from now on
18. Just remember, onions have layers too
19. Fair point, just don’t be late for your headline set at this year’s festival. Kthanks
20. Sometimes it’s ok to go back to being an egg
21. 2018’s festival style trend brought to you by Pete Wentz
22. There’s no such thing as a carb conscience at a festival
23. Show us someone who loves Halloween more than Pete Wentz. That’s right, you can’t
24. Real life Mario Cart
25. Where did the party go though?
26. A+ for the wisdom, D for the grammar
27. Just remember to plug in your extra long charger you left us in your will
28. But you’ll only stop wearing black when they make a darker colour, right?
29. Intense thoughts from intensy Wentzy
30. Death from chapped lips is a thing we can relate to in winter
31. Nothing says business like Jurassic Park
32. To be fair, that is the fashion for some in 2018 – how did 2012 Pete know?
33. More like bass but we’ll take it
34. You remind us of a baessist
35. Dehydration problems
36. What store even hands out fruit samples? We’re living life wrong
37. You know where there’s no judgement and anything goes? Reading and Leeds Festivals
38. Comparing your band mate to pizza is the biggest sign of affection
39. Ending on a running theme here. Surely everyone’s got a pizza thirst?
Happy birthday Pete! We can’t wait to see you light ’em up at this year’s Reading Festival.